--- title: "Whose Line Is It Anyway" description: "Participants each hold a hidden joke punchline slip. The facilitator reads setup lines, and participants call out their lines to find matching pairs." last_updated: "2026-09-07" canonical: "https://unitedwetransform.com/exercises/whose-line-is-it-anyway-workshopbank/" --- # Whose Line Is It Anyway Participants each hold a hidden joke punchline slip. The facilitator reads setup lines, and participants call out their lines to find matching pairs. **Time:** 10 minutes. UWT plan fits within the 5 to 15 minute band indicated in source records. **People:** 4 to 20. Whole room standing or seated in a circle. ## Choose this exercise **Purpose:** Engage attention and listening through rapid call-and-response joke matching. **Use it when:** Use as a quick reset or energizer after a break or heavy session when the room needs light auditory focus. **Skip it when:** Skip when the group prefers serious technical content or when puns and culture-specific wordplay create comprehension barriers. ## Materials and tools - Bag or hat - Pre-cut paper slips of joke punchlines (one per participant) - Facilitator sheet containing matched joke setups - Scissors (for preparation) ## Before participants arrive 1. Print the supplied Joke Master List. 2. Cut the punchlines into individual strips and place them into a hat or bag. Substantial if cutting on site (allow 5 minutes). 3. Keep the setup list visible only to the facilitator. ## Say this to open We are taking five minutes for a quick call-and-response energizer. Everyone will draw one slip of paper from this hat. Keep your line hidden. I will read a joke setup out loud. If you think your slip has the matching punchline, read it out loud. If it does not match, I will say 'Not your line!' and repeat the setup until we hear the right one. You can guess more than once if you think your line fits. ## How to run it ### 1. Draw secret punchlines (2 minutes) Pass the hat around. Each person draws exactly one punchline slip and keeps it secret. Facilitator delivers the opening script and confirms everyone understands the rules. ### 2. Call and match lines (6 minutes) Facilitator reads the first joke setup clearly. Participants scan their slips and call out if they think their line matches. If incorrect, say 'Not your line!' and re-read the setup. When someone reads the correct line, confirm the match and move to the next setup. Continue until all setups have been matched or time runs out. ### 3. Debrief and reset (2 minutes) Collect the slips back into the hat. Ask one or two quick questions about listening patterns before returning to the agenda. ## Debrief questions - Which punchline sounded like it belonged to a completely different setup? - What listening strategy helped you decide whether to speak up? **Finished output:** All pre-cut punchline slips successfully read and matched to their corresponding setups. ## Remote Direct message one punchline privately to each participant using video chat or messaging software before starting. Facilitator reads setups verbally over video. Participants unmute to call out their punchline or type it into the main chat window. ## Hybrid In-person participants hold paper slips while remote participants receive their punchlines via private chat. Facilitator reads setups to the whole room. Remote participants unmute or post in shared chat to guess, and the facilitator repeats remote responses for the physical room. ## Access and participation choices - Participants may pass their slip to a neighbor or hand it to the facilitator if they prefer not to read aloud. - Standing or sitting is entirely optional throughout the exercise. ## If the session gets stuck **Multiple people shout different punchlines at the same time.** Call a quick pause, ask each speaker to repeat their line one at a time, then confirm or say 'Not your line!' **Nobody responds to a setup because participants miss the wordplay.** Re-read the setup clearly once. If silence persists after ten seconds, give a one-word hint or read the punchline yourself and move to the next. ## Terms used here - Setup: The opening sentence or question of a joke that establishes the premise. - Punchline: The concluding sentence or phrase of a joke that provides the humorous resolution. ## Participant material: Joke Master List (Setup and Punchline Slips) Cut each punchline into an individual slip. Keep the setup sheet with the facilitator. 1. Setup: Why do we tell actors to 'break a leg'? Punchline: Because every play has a cast. 2. Setup: What do you call a fake noodle? Punchline: An impasta. 3. Setup: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Punchline: Because he was outstanding in his field. 4. Setup: How do you organize a space party? Punchline: You planet. 5. Setup: Why don't scientists trust atoms? Punchline: Because they make up everything. 6. Setup: What do you call a belt made of watches? Punchline: A waist of time. 7. Setup: Why did the bicycle fall over? Punchline: Because it was two tired. 8. Setup: What do you call a pile of cats? Punchline: A meowtain. 9. Setup: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Punchline: Nacho cheese. 10. Setup: Why can't a leopard hide anywhere? Punchline: Because he is always spotted. 11. Setup: How does a penguin build its house? Punchline: Igloos it together. 12. Setup: Why did the math book look sad? Punchline: Because it had too many problems. 13. Setup: What do you call a factory that makes good products? Punchline: A satisfactory. 14. Setup: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? Punchline: A dino-snore. 15. Setup: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? Punchline: In case he got a hole in one. 16. Setup: What do you call an alligator in a vest? Punchline: An investigator. 17. Setup: How do you make a tissue dance? Punchline: You put a little boogie in it. 18. Setup: What kind of tree fits in your hand? Punchline: A palm tree. 19. Setup: Why was the broom late? Punchline: It swept in. 20. Setup: What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? Punchline: An irrelephant. ## Sources and adaptation Observed in WorkshopBank as an energizer activity under the title 'Whose Line Is It Anyway'. Retained the core mechanic from WorkshopBank: distributing punchlines in a hat, facilitator reading joke setups, shouting out lines, and the facilitator response 'It's not your line!'. UWT supplied a concrete 20-joke master sheet, timing breakdown, specific debrief questions, access choices, and remote/hybrid variations. [WorkshopBank](https://workshopbank.com/tools/whose-line-is-it-anyway) Current run sheet: https://unitedwetransform.com/exercises/whose-line-is-it-anyway-workshopbank/